Multiple people injured and hundreds of acres were burned down on Long Island because a dumbass doesn't know how to make s'mores - ThreadSky

fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social • 46 days ago

Multiple people injured and hundreds of acres were burned down on Long Island because a dumbass doesn't know how to make s'mores

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rick-geyer.bsky.social•46 days ago

S’mores caused the fire at Shady Pines that resulted in Sophia Petrillo having to move in with her divorced daughter, Dorothy.
If you are not an active Girl Scout, do not make S’mores. Period.

creekydreams.bsky.social•46 days ago

Who makes S’mores at 9:30 in the morning anyway?

stopcasting.bsky.social•46 days ago

Only when I'm camping. They're nice with coffee!

Damn, now I want s'mores.

giggles708.bsky.social•46 days ago

The world’s most expensive S’mores

wkndwalker.bsky.social•45 days ago

Remember: only you can prevent s'morest fires.

lotsofgreetings.bsky.social•45 days ago

Use the microwave

fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social•46 days ago

"A New York resident making s'mores in their backyard is suspected of accidentally igniting a series of wildfires over the weekend that swept through hundreds of acres of the Pine Barrens region of Long Island, authorities said Monday."
https://abcnews.go.com/US/long-island-new-york-wildfires-suspected-cause/story?id=119629135

randall1972.bsky.social•46 days ago

That is a Republican stronghold.

dockellis10.bsky.social•46 days ago

2bpainfree.bsky.social•45 days ago

Guessing he was never a scout. Scouting teaches important things like fire safety.

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•46 days ago

these look pale, s'more fire, dear?

nachjager.bsky.social•46 days ago

As a punishment the authorities should shove a full bag of coconut - covered marshmallows up his arse.

apkemp.bsky.social•46 days ago

I love that the article includes the recipe for s’mores.

denisedewald.bsky.social•46 days ago

Damn, just use a microwave if it is windy.

gumby1986.bsky.social•46 days ago

Common stupidity occurs more frequently than common sense

proudguy.bsky.social•46 days ago

WHAT HALF WITS

kasparknusper.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well, never heard of s'mores, but that sound extremely sweet and delicious, not that hard to make...

talouie.bsky.social•46 days ago

Congratulations LONG ISLAND!! You are now officially as classy as STATEN ISLAND, give yourself a little pat on the back.

pasquinel.bsky.social•45 days ago

Could be worse... they could be as classy as NEW JERSEY

tllgy.bsky.social•45 days ago

New Jerseyans know how to make s'mores tyvm, as evidence see our intact pine barrens

pasquinel.bsky.social•45 days ago

Maybe all that Long Island needs is some flying demon to keep the locals in line.

talouie.bsky.social•45 days ago

No doubt 😂😂😂

politicalbreakdown.bsky.social•46 days ago

I was sure all fires are due to DEI, like what happened in LA. That's what the President said.

perfumeflogger.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hey Whey…so good to see you here! I’m still newish & trying to get in touch with those I followed/followed me from Twitter.
I miss my faves! ….Yeah you’re one! Staying touch & fb pls. Happy to repost DM’d posts👍🏻

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