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slop.guru
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63 days ago
simply
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
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brwelsh.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Make it a bottle and that's where I'm at.
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belaflugosi.bsky.social
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63 days ago
But is it this large...
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readerwritergirl.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Simply having a huge slab of Maria Callander cherry crumble pie with half a carton of Cool Whip… 🙄😁
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jedclampett.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Enjoy. It’s the season of holiday cheer and with a very large glass, you can say that you’ve only had a glass of wine. 😁
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uberwisco.bsky.social
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63 days ago
The better to slop with
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ooheyeooh.bsky.social
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63 days ago
repeatedly singing the jiggly bouncy synth part under your breath but a little too loudly until the barkeep asks you to leave
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sonofknives.bsky.social
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59 days ago
simply
haaaaving
a very large blunt + dab
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letstalkaboutus.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Been sipping on some good nog myself, Pennsylvania Dutch is amazing.
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itsjustpat.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
[borat voice] my wife
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itsjustpat.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Is good.
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jazzrat2000.bsky.social
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63 days ago
No Wine for me, but I will join you in a vape
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princefan-1.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I’m about to
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falkirkbairnexiled.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Much better lyricist.
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dpstanley.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I can never unhear this….
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chingu-saranghae.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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notsmartjustsad.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Oops I copied you lol
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chingu-saranghae.bsky.social
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63 days ago
GMTA!
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notsmartjustsad.bsky.social
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63 days ago
😄❤️
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rogerthat---ex-x.bsky.social
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63 days ago
🎶🎶Wonnnderful Christmas Wine🎶
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krash63.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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rosettastoned1.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I hope by glass you mean the bottle. I would hate to know you’re underachieving today. 🍷 😉
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
3 bottles of cheap bubbles checking in
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rosettastoned1.bsky.social
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63 days ago
That’s my girl! Cheers!
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mortaio.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Stawwwwp! 😂
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cantse.bsky.social
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63 days ago
just one?
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
no it was a lot of them
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cantse.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Better.
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springtime7.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I simply know where this simply came from ...
C H E E R S ! ! !
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rockymtbuckeye.bsky.social
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62 days ago
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teejit.bsky.social
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63 days ago
The meter works better in your version
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threetwo1.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Light years better than the song
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
it’s actually one of the worst songs ever and i hate it
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milfordthomas.bsky.social
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63 days ago
last christmas you let out a shart,
but waited til the next day to wipe it away
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
that’s gonna itch buddy
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milfordthomas.bsky.social
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63 days ago
that’s what i told them; no one listens to me smh
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vodouqueen.bsky.social
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63 days ago
😂😂😂
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florida-mike.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Cheers
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notsmartjustsad.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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laweez.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Me tooooooo
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tropicalblond.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I can totally relate!!! 🍷🍷🍷
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bryanfrom1965.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I see what you did there...🎵 "a-won-der-ful christ-mas-time..." = "a-ve-ry-large-glass-of-wine"... 🎅🍷❤️😉
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mnmatriarch.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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vintagefeminist.bsky.social
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63 days ago
😆
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rozyduck06.bsky.social
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63 days ago
It’s called a bottle. Technically a glass but hmmmmm……
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nickyts.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I am try -ing
Nowadays booze on ice! 🧊
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kpthefaith.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Cheers 🥂
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kt65.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Cheers!
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shravx.bsky.social
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63 days ago
You and me both!
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navytrueblue.bsky.social
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63 days ago
40 OZ. ?
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lazd.net
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62 days ago
Just one glass
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michelleamazing.bsky.social
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63 days ago
#MeToo... 🍷
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skinnydogguy.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Alternative lyrics. Nice
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mashaw56.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I have vodka and Pom juice.
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sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Santa drank all my wine. And by Santa I mean me.
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andyharless.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Sa__nt_a
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curmudgejohn.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Cheers!
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
that’s a big fucker there
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catgirlhacks.com
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63 days ago
sweater rocks, i love it!!
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curmudgejohn.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Thank you 😊
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incogneatos.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I’m just drinking out of the bottle!
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lassaface.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Champers for me 🥂
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sundaybest.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Currently having a margarita glass of prosecco
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waterbearerpress.bsky.social
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63 days ago
And just like that, the new lyric is on loop in my head 🍷Cheers!
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rabbithole1000.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Left over Prosecco. Very satisfying.
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antiheroangel.bsky.social
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63 days ago
it didn't hit me you were referencing the song at first so i thought the joke was you're tipsy
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
both can be true
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mrsparo.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Have 1 for Sparo
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pspicerwensley.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I believe that I had to sing this as a dodgy Christmas song correct? 😎😁
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mamafab.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I had that whole ass bottle.
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hoodoohoney.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Same lol
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sugarfreedom.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Simply
haaaaaving
a perfectly lazy time.
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realbradmiller.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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robert1969.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Cheers.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Ding dong
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ccnaylor.bsky.social
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63 days ago
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philip-mach.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Is it a crime to drink red out of the flute now the bubbly’s done?
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georgesellers.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Well, I did have one beer. Wanna trade?
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kcleeds01.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Have another, it's Christmas. All the calories magically disappear on the 27th December.
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mordant20th.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I am about to enjoy a very large glass of scotch.
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digitalnomadni.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I sang this in my head. Job well done.
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finnishwifey.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Just a ✨mega pint✨
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asabovesobelow5050.bsky.social
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63 days ago
It's a "holiday pour"! 🍷🍷🍷
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coliver7777.bsky.social
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63 days ago
🎼🎶
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michellelwilliams.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Enjoy
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whoisjojo.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Stay thirsty my friend
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tofanacocktails.bsky.social
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63 days ago
“…the whole bottle of this wine”
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delawarechad.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Enjoyed the cadence
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slop.guru
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63 days ago
honestly better than the actual lyrics
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vaivelo.bsky.social
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63 days ago
I migt join you. I have nothing to do today that can't wait until tomorrow.
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iamarthurkotb.bsky.social
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63 days ago
Much better than the original.
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haaaaving
a very large blunt + dab
C H E E R S ! ! !
but waited til the next day to wipe it away
Nowadays booze on ice! 🧊
haaaaaving
a perfectly lazy time.