Cat: *attacks my ankles*

Me: "Ow! You know what also has problem cats? And rabbits, and gorillas? Well, just one gorilla, but he speaks sign language. And punches space poachers. Ow!"

Cat: *tears through the house*

Me: "The Book's called A SWIFT KICK TO THE THORAX. Ow."

#UnhingedPit #SF #A #P