"Human, that is a carnivore. Why are you giving it free reign to wander your domicile?" "Do you guys not keep pets?" "???Pets???" WE'RE THE WEIRD ALIENS #UnhingedPit #P #A #SF - ThreadSky

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marlynnofmany.bsky.social • 8 days ago

"Human, that is a carnivore. Why are you giving it free reign to wander your domicile?"

"Do you guys not keep pets?"

"???Pets???"

WE'RE THE WEIRD ALIENS

#UnhingedPit #P #A #SF

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izzarp.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'd hope that our tiny overlords would put in the good word with their home planet prior to their arrival.

jamesleung.bsky.social•8 days ago

The real question is: Why cats would voluntarily keep hairless apes in their homes?

marlynnofmany.bsky.social•8 days ago

For skritches, most likely.

shabbyroads.bsky.social•8 days ago

They might see the pets as the masters, and humans as slaves in servitude to them

marlynnofmany.bsky.social•8 days ago

This and many other sources of confusion can be found in this anthology!

https://bsky.app/profile/marlynnofmany.bsky.social/post/3ldrktq6yek26

writingbybethany.bsky.social•8 days ago

LOL this is such a fun pitch!

Enjoy the rest of Unhinged Pitch Today! :-)

jpackersamms.bsky.social•8 days ago

I love this!

danielhatchsf.bsky.social•8 days ago

23 mice terminated in the first 10 days after we adopted our predator. That's why.

jddelphin.bsky.social•7 days ago

"'I never thought that the leopards would eat MY face.' This is surely a truism for the entirety of the human species. Most curious."

shimaira.com•8 days ago

"If you die... It'll eat your face."
"Yes, I am aware, and I'd rather my dear feline feast on my flesh and survive than have them die too."
😌

marlynnofmany.bsky.social•8 days ago

That's real affection right there!

yeoldesteev.bsky.social•8 days ago

Same aliens :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ3jp-a5JK4

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