Nutritionists: eat more fiber!
Me: ok! (Eats fiber)
My belly: GROWWWLSFRUMBLEGRRREEEARRFG.
Me: 😳
My belly: Rumbledetumblerreerrg
My butt: frrrrrrrrrrp
Me: 😳
Nutritionists: Now eat protein!
Me: I’m too busy farting.
My belly: YOWLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRBBBBRRRRRRRRR