how to trap your bearcat partner at the beach step one: get a inflatable tube step two: slam dunk it on your partner step three: lol - ThreadSky

heyitsmyles.bsky.social • 36 days ago

how to trap your bearcat partner at the beach

step one: get a inflatable tube
step two: slam dunk it on your partner
step three: lol

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silverscarf.bsky.social•36 days ago

and to think she's sucking IN her gut there, too... damn

zitoisneato.com•35 days ago

Step 4: Pray containment does not become breached. This is your life now. Wallow in the fearscape you've created for yourself.

heyitsmyles.bsky.social•35 days ago

Whomever did step one: *hiding in a tree* I think I will just stay here for a while.

BP: I gonna find you!

charmnugget.bsky.social•35 days ago

I ADORE THE ANATOMY IN THIS ONE 🥺

VERY CUTE, I LOVE ❤❤❤❤❤❤

heyitsmyles.bsky.social•35 days ago

Thank you! I might just have to make a sequel to this where she gets her revenge lol

manolon.bsky.social•35 days ago

Any helpful tips on how to contain their anger after that? Asking for a friend 💦

heyitsmyles.bsky.social•35 days ago

Plenty of ice cream and to be freed

manolon.bsky.social•35 days ago

My friend just tried your advice, but found that freeing them became considerably more difficult after the first step, which just made them even angrier. That can also be solved with just more ice cream... right? 💀

heyitsmyles.bsky.social•35 days ago

Maybe you should have tried freeing them and THEN giving her ice cream

Offer to have her cleaned up, maybe a new bikini and an ice cream date and she might just forgive you lol

manolon.bsky.social•35 days ago

I'll tell them! Thanks for the precious advice and for saving my-- FRIEND'S ass, fellow online artist 🫡

heyitsmyles.bsky.social•35 days ago

She'd make sure to give your "friend" a big hug for being so kind enough to at the very least give her a sexy new bikini and hanging out with her as she enjoys ice cream with your "friend", *wink wink*