🚨 Public Health Alert 🚨 Dysentery is on the rise in Portland, Oregon. Yes. This is real. We’ve reached the Oregon Trail computer game part of the Twilight Zone timeline. 🐂 🐂 🦠 www.koin.com/news/oregon/... - ThreadSky

janabw81.bsky.social • 1 day ago

🚨 Public Health Alert 🚨

Dysentery is on the rise in Portland, Oregon.

Yes. This is real.

We’ve reached the Oregon Trail computer game part of the Twilight Zone timeline.
🐂 🐂 🦠
https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/dysentery-cases-rise-in-portland-metro-area-health-department-reports/

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gotschooledcg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please look up simple stock pot still and distill yourbwater supplies.

hedlin.bsky.social•1 day ago

"It is spread very easily from person to person when someone gets fecal matter from an infected person into their mouth, health officials say" was quite a sentence.

sueafc.bsky.social•1 day ago

Make Victorian diseases great again.

thedesertginger.bsky.social•1 day ago

When is the alien invasion part of the timeline happening?

clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe the re-emerging diseases are what end up killing off the alien invaders! It was 5D chess all along!

(Sigh)

janabw81.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m kinda hoping it happens soon.

forestgardens.bsky.social•9 hours ago

We played that game in grade school in Ontario, life lessons I guess lol

clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Diseases are lining up like the bad guys in Blazing Saddles.

akuryo.bsky.social•1 day ago

You know I never did win that game…

combustionceramics.bsky.social•22 hours ago

browwiw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Society is not ready to immediately revert to a median rate of infant mortality that makes it prudent to not bother naming a newborn until it is 10 days old.

indyrefugee.bsky.social•1 day ago

You have to be making this up. I’m going to bed before I read your reply and I’m going to pretend like you’re making this up.

janabw81.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wish I was making it up, but it’s real.
Nighty night, Indy.

indyrefugee.bsky.social•1 day ago

dang. well might as well know it now lol

omicron416.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wow! I remember playing that on a MECC terminal!
Would that we were only regressing to the 1980's instead of the 1840's ...

unclerusty.bsky.social•1 day ago

This will be far more common now that Companies know they can get away with whatever they want. Health regulations are expensive to maintain. Companies only care about making their stock holders more money. They will absolutely cut every corner they can to achieve that goal. Get ready to be sick.

adelpreore.bsky.social•1 day ago

jrrz6196.bsky.social•23 hours ago

andy-pearce.com•13 hours ago

Right, except that (AFAIK) there isn’t yet a vaccine against Shigellosis. They’ve been developing them for decades, but I’m not aware of any which have successfully passed clinical trials.

wilton4000.bsky.social•1 day ago

Any update on the meteor ?

janabw81.bsky.social•1 day ago

The last thing I heard it wasn’t going to hit us anymore.

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