I made lunch for the baby and she threw a 5lb weight at me so it landed on my foot and it hurt so much I couldn’t stop from crying and then while I was on the ground holding my foot she dropped the second weight directly on my arm - ThreadSky

pseudonymjones.bsky.social • 2 days ago

I made lunch for the baby and she threw a 5lb weight at me so it landed on my foot and it hurt so much I couldn’t stop from crying and then while I was on the ground holding my foot she dropped the second weight directly on my arm

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lindarthebard.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I was busy laughing at this story and then a full ten seconds later I was like "WAIT A *BABY* THREW A 5LB WEIGHT?" and now I'm frightened.

pseudonymjones.bsky.social•18 hours ago

She picked it up with both hands and chucked it!!! I for sure didn’t expect it either

forbiddenqt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Itchy and Scratchy levels of violence, oh my God

daisyfm.net•2 days ago

Oh geeze

psychoalpastor.bsky.social•2 days ago

Strong baby!
MEAN baby 😱

jaimejoshielder.bsky.social•2 days ago

I had a root canal, came home and my so. smacked me in the mouth with a wooden rattle.

These babies are lawless.

pseudonymjones.bsky.social•2 days ago

When does the empathy grow in 🫠

jaimejoshielder.bsky.social•2 days ago

My kid snuggled me and told me he loved me…but then, also said he would switch off 30 Rock while I was watching it. Because he’s a monster.
So, to answer your question - 🤷🏽‍♀️

sarahmargs.bsky.social•2 days ago

Omg she’s beating u up

pocketbearpress.com•2 days ago

Send her away to boarding pre-school.

gregstolze.bsky.social•2 days ago

This reminds me of studying martial arts and thinking "Head butt? REALLY? Like from WWF? I'm sposta effectively attack with the thing I think with? Sounds fake."

Then one day I lifted baby Alice, before she could even walk, and she lolled her skull into my nose.

INSTANTLY DEBILITATING.