absolutely scream-laughing at this dude on grindr who, when i asked him what his kinks are because he came on strong implying he had a bunch, replied with "doggy style." i CANNOT - ThreadSky

dexanderson.com • 244 days ago

absolutely scream-laughing at this dude on grindr who, when i asked him what his kinks are because he came on strong implying he had a bunch, replied with "doggy style."

i CANNOT

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mollyboom.bsky.social•244 days ago

How did you resist? She asked breathlessly clutching at her chest as it flushed becomingly

themerrysadist.bsky.social•242 days ago

(Not this dude’s type, thank goodness. I’d give him a massive heart attack)

elionking.bsky.social•244 days ago

Unless he means pup play and is very bad with words...

dexanderson.com•244 days ago

it was followed by missionary, so no, he was not trying to be subtle

raallen86.bsky.social•244 days ago

Wait, he went *backwards*?

dexanderson.com•244 days ago

no one's explained the prone bone to him, apparently

raallen86.bsky.social•244 days ago

Dating apps should have a “Teach me” section.

killerswan.bsky.social•244 days ago

this way lies misery

(thought brought to you by the hot church girl / sock biting / things that didn’t happen in ten whole years before we hung out again)

(potential? ALWAYS. likelihood? 0%)

elionking.bsky.social•244 days ago

Like how some restaurants have the "white people" spicy level, some people need to learn their limits.

jarredh.bsky.social•244 days ago

charlotteirene.bsky.social•244 days ago

omg lolololol

wearymeadow.bsky.social•243 days ago

I have have seen many a profile where a dude describes himself as “kinky as fuck,” and my reaction is always “okay, but what does that mean?” Impact play? Bondage? Foot jobs? Cuckoldry? Water-sports? Chastity? . . . or do you just want to boss people around and call yourself a dominant?

dexanderson.com•243 days ago

right????? like, be specific!