I have this philosophy where I think women should run or be in charge of most things. My ma (rip), my nan and my better half are all brilliant. Bloody brilliant. They take no shit, but are empathetic, kind, smart, compassionate, accepting, honest. All the things these daft bastards aren't.
Billionaires are such fucking weirdos. Why can't they just fuck off to a nice beach and enjoy their money? If I had enough to comfortably retire, even my family would struggle to get ahold of me, let alone the whole world. No one needs to hear what these fucking oddballs think.
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Sometimes I just call the footballers "shit bastards" quietly under my breath.