"various transformational strategic and capitalistic options to extract the best value for stakeholders" - ThreadSky

kanaratron.bsky.social • 45 days ago

"various transformational strategic and capitalistic options to extract the best value for stakeholders"

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smithwhitz.bsky.social•45 days ago

Colin memes are under-represented.

carvingclown.bsky.social•45 days ago

Genuinely one of the most horrible arrangement of words i've ever seen

satchmo.bsky.social•45 days ago

My whole body turned into this after reading that.

arananderson.com•45 days ago

weird-loop.com•45 days ago

Dr Who - Dalek level of threat

sprayfire31.bsky.social•45 days ago

Obviously. Its well documented and accepted now that using terms like "Buyout" or "M&A" in press releases is far less effective than insipid buzz word salad to get the markets' panties in a bunch an try to get your stock price up. I mean that at least $0.03 of shareholder value right there! FML

neoaoshi.com•45 days ago

I don't think they get it.
I mean I know what they want to happen, but I don't think they know how lol.

feyrei3000.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yikes, That sounds so evil.

thomas4thenguyen.bsky.social•45 days ago

digitalcantina.com•45 days ago

goatburgler.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is what The Rock sounds like in every interview now.

kopfstoff.bsky.social•45 days ago

munked.bsky.social•45 days ago

Start screaming at people who talk like this

gobroke.bsky.social•45 days ago

lizafeh.com•45 days ago

twocowsgames.bsky.social•45 days ago

Best response to this I've seen and it's just a quote with the most accurate picture.

chefnova.bsky.social•45 days ago

I would actually prefer this honesty. So sick of being pissed on and being told that it's raining. "MiCrOTrAnSaCtIoNs ArE oPtIoNaL" meanwhile we're out here fending off zombie hordes with toothpicks and all the shotguns with magic unlimited ammo are paywalled

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