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junlper.beer • 8 hours ago

i have a personal announcement to make

Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.

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I look forward to Joe Rogan smoking a blunt and threatening to fight a reporter in the parking lot during future press briefings...

enberg.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Imagine living in a world without nazi podcasts

iwillrobyou.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Nobody is ready for Joe Rogan 2028

bluesuedepuma.bsky.social•8 hours ago

The Rogan Experience will be hosted by a delicious plate of Indian food upon his election.

iwillrobyou.bsky.social•8 hours ago

fUCK YEAH, ELECT HIM NOW

kozufox.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not even Joe Rogan

tigeroovy.bsky.social•8 hours ago

So like, if we just chain the doors shut and gas the place while they're all in there, we could be rid off all the worst podcasts ever in one fell swoop?

quintonmurdock.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife

elizardbethdarling.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Finally Robert Evans will be in charge of the ATF

sixthmonth.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Department of Gamer Eradication.

cause.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Which department?

snakehead.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Madame Secretary...

leftinfighter.bsky.social•8 hours ago

The direct hiring of RW podcasters in key government roles should tell us that conservatism is an empty and irredeemable ideology.

Policy suggestions of podcasters are by nature myopic, because they're designed only to foster the pleasure of wishcasting in listeners. Feasibility is an afterthought.

igor-kitty.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He just doesn't wanna be around the stuffed shirts he put up with in his first term.

jjosh.bsky.social•8 hours ago

junlper appointed to the super mega president in charge of all decisions. trump's approval rating skyrockets to 120%

dragonnexus.bsky.social•8 hours ago

NGL, the first half of that announcement got me a little optimistic.

the-blair-witch.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Time to start my right-wing grift podcast. Anyone got any supplements I can hawk?

momsbluedress.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Could always hawk a memecoin with an uber patriotic name

respectfulsuccubus.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Is Joe Rogan getting appointed next?

raccoontycoon999.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my https://Twitter.com