Mike Johnson is not the Johnson who spent July 4th in Moscow. That was Ron Johnson, the senator from Wisconsin. If you're having trouble keeping your Johnsons straight, Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.
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And if you’re having a problem getting Boebert to handle your problem - her kinks appear to be *checks notes* money, short words and public “affection”.
If you want to have a competition about Johnsons who've had inappropriate and clandestine contact with Russians, then ours is definitely bigger than yours.
Mike Johnson is the guy who got elected after taking money from Putin oil oligarchs. Ron Johnson is the guy who pretended to be on his phone when a reporter asked him about his fake electors conspiracy. “You’re not on the phone, I can see the screen!”
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"Hey, Mikey, he likes it!" takes on a whole new meaning...
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