Me: "Wait. You want me to go shopping, pay for all the presents, wrap them up, and then tell my daughter they were all from you?" Santa: "I mean, when you say it like that it sounds kinda bad." - ThreadSky

sundaedivine.bsky.social • 164 days ago

Me: "Wait. You want me to go shopping, pay for all the presents, wrap them up, and then tell my daughter they were all from you?"
Santa: "I mean, when you say it like that it sounds kinda bad."

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bildathrill.bsky.social•164 days ago

Santa: "What if I throw in a plate of cold cookies and a glass of room-temperature milk for your troubles?"

peterfmanning3.bsky.social•164 days ago

fieldingfishly.bsky.social•164 days ago

And don’t forget to use different wrapping paper - not to be found with your own - for Santa’s gifts. Can’t have her wondering…

bloodfreediet.bsky.social•163 days ago

How we envy their comfort and joy

khyizang.bsky.social•163 days ago

Now, now. You know dang good and well that if your daughter hates what you bought her or it was something she needs but didn’t really want, you’re gonna pass the blame onto Santa. This is a symbiotic relationship. Just need to know how to work it.

renechaisson.bsky.social•164 days ago

In my house, Santa brought the stockings. Kids knew the gifts were from us

jjfh.bsky.social•164 days ago

roberttoldyouso.bsky.social•164 days ago

I had a relative get upset because we don't teach our kids about Santa. I informed them, "I don't indoctrinate my kids into religion, till they are old enough to make their own decisions on such things."
When they said what?
"I don't lie to kids, I want them to trust me in the future."