Me: [to waiter] "How do you prepare your duck?" Waiter: "Nothing special, we just tell them they're going to die." - ThreadSky

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sundaedivine.bsky.social • 46 days ago

Me: [to waiter] "How do you prepare your duck?"
Waiter: "Nothing special, we just tell them they're going to die."

🤣

Thanks...I needed that laugh

😄

The simple truth is always the best

Any last words, Mr. Quackers?

next ask about how to make mock-turtle soup!

You put a turtle into a pan of water then call it a very silly turtle.

😂

Well, that explains why they always look so ducking nervous on the plate!

It was a good one😅 Hope they provide last talk to the pastor (if needed)

In fairness, they should get to request a last meal

Orange you glad he ducked that?

Too funny

🤣🤣 As a duck cooking aficionado, I love this...my duck is usually deceased and gutted by the time I get it...but the waiter's snark is priceless.

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