Scientists in Florida are claiming the universe was formed in a hot, dense state, which is really a pretty big self-own. - ThreadSky

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sundaedivine.bsky.social • 40 days ago

Scientists in Florida are claiming the universe was formed in a hot, dense state, which is really a pretty big self-own.

According to Trump's poodle Mike Johnson, the universe was created 10,000 years ago. Created by the big guy in the sky.

Hot and dense. Gaetzland

The Big Bang is occurring now.

This is fire.

There are scientists in Florida?

That's a hot topic.

There are scientists here in Florida?

Just kidding. It's just that the anti-Scis are screaming louder, and not the fun kind of screaming.

Feels like they’re just describing a day in Miami.

Thank you for getting this stuck in my head, I guess I needed this today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CawmYcysAQ

exactly what i thought of!

GOParty of Stupid!

More DeSanctifying.

Does that come from a real scientist or from Ron Desantis's astrologer?

Cool. I wonder what the universe was doing before that?

Florida is an unending source of material.....

And on the 7th day, DeSantis rested and declared let us ban books!

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