God created us so we could observe the beauty of His universe, but grew bored with that and decided to fuck with us by creating Republicans. - ThreadSky

sundaedivine.bsky.social • 45 days ago

God created us so we could observe the beauty of His universe, but grew bored with that and decided to fuck with us by creating Republicans.

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billionerrorx.bsky.social•45 days ago

No intelligence
in that design...

bkshep.bsky.social•45 days ago

Boebert yogurt

alisonmcdonald.bsky.social•45 days ago

Amen. 🙏🏻

magpieoz.bsky.social•45 days ago

Republicans crawled out of an Alabama Outhouse the morning after after a particularly big curry and bourbon night.

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•45 days ago

Or we failed at his instructions, so he has given up on us and like a fungus, republicans grew out of the dirt.

breeznbyu2.bsky.social•45 days ago

The age old battle of good versus evil, evil is wining mightily right now!

cindysnowflake.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂

peggychoosesbear.bsky.social•45 days ago

plutobro.bsky.social•45 days ago

resistancematters.bsky.social•45 days ago

💯

cjginsf.bsky.social•45 days ago

So accurately stated. Used to think it was mosquitos, but all along it was actually Republicans.

dixonbutz.bsky.social•45 days ago

It's like when you got bored with SimCity, and sent in a monster to wreck shit.

theinane.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thus, our Sundae lesson.

zelwinters1981.bsky.social•45 days ago

@godpod.bsky.social: Nope, Republicans was all you.

adrienne-lacava.bsky.social•45 days ago

Too many Democratic thinkers and “real” Christians listened to republicans and decided their vote doesn’t matter that much. 👿

mark-sysum.bsky.social•45 days ago

daxleone.bsky.social•45 days ago

gawd has been lying the whole time ... gawd IS a fucking orange stain poorly educated POS filth

deadpool0775.bsky.social•45 days ago

Lol

wendypants11.bsky.social•45 days ago

I know you're joking but half the readon the world is in the state it's in because too many people believe made up, ancient fairy tales.
There is no god.
No one 'created' us, and the insane levels of anthro-conceit and hubris contained in that very idea makes me want to puke myself to death.