I live alone so if I need to pee in the middle of the night before opening the door I always sing at the top of my lungs, “Sweet Caroline,” and just listen for, “bah, bah, bah.”
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I used to have neighbors who had a daughter about 3 or 4 years old. They went out to eat at Red Robin one night and after that she started calling me Red Robin. I loved getting home from work and she'd see me in my driveway and wave and yell "Hi Red Robin!" Man I miss that.
If you live alone then why would you think someone might be in the bathroom? Or do you have an outhouse and are concerned with bears? Do you think bears will reply with bah? So many questions.
That only works on white people. Sure, statistically that is the race most likely to commit a crime, but perhaps you should also sing, "It's getting hot in here" and wait for "So take off all your clothes." That'll get millennials of all races. Source: I is an elder(itch horror) millennial.
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You're the one waking me up every night...then I have to pee too.
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"Bah bah bah..
You'll be a woman soon..."
Don't open the door!
One would prepare breakfast and a sandwich for sober me to wake up to in the morning. Which was nice.
Other drunk me would move the nightstand over an inch so I'd stub my toe first thing in the morning. Which was pretty funny.
TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO