Flight Attendant: “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?!"
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
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Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
"especially if the pilot dies right now"
It's always the fish.
In the meantime, if it's "Is there a doctor in the house?!" I'm there for you.
(Me: PhD in musicology and happy to discuss differences in twelve-tone technique in Berg and Webern any time.)
Holmes:"Where,Watson?"
Watson:"My left buttock!"
Holmes: "If that poison is not sucked,repeat,sucked from your posterior,within 60 sec,you will die"
Watson: "What's going to happen?"
Holmes,puffing on pipe: "You're going to die,Watson..."
Going to the Stars
In Pieces
Yes. We ARE all going to die...
And a LOT sooner, if we can't save the pilot!
Plus, a lot more screaming.
Very comforting. It's called sympathy. Even better: empathy 😆😆😆
Captain Holt: A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor.
https://bsky.app/profile/peipolitical.bsky.social/post/3ljrjt26wb227
Also, me: But not that kind of doctor.
😂
We are all going to di.....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Problem? Have you tried mustard?
(P.S. fuck generative AI. This statement was made in jest because im half asleep at it seemed funny)