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shashj.bsky.social • 12 days ago

Imagine joining the NSA for this.

New: The U.S. is stepping up its intelligence-gathering efforts regarding Greenland, drawing America’s spying apparatus into President Trump’s campaign to take over the island.

www.wsj.com/world/greenl...

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mswift.bsky.social•12 days ago

What are they talking about?

Snowmobiles mostly.

vhliv.bsky.social•12 days ago

How long till they learn about the American built secret town and nuclear reactor?

markhamasylum.bsky.social•12 days ago

Quick! Who do we have on staff that speaks native Polar Bear?

bobisjim.bsky.social•12 days ago

How long until they claim fentanyl is coming from Greenland....

wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social•12 days ago

You must admit, 'Greenland Gangs' has a nice ring to it.

I wonder whether the knuckles of polar bear & walrus can be tattoo'd in any way?
(other than being photoshopped, again)

Anyway, Greenland Border Patrol is on high alert.

Also, Heard Island offered to send support troops.

rosemmason.bsky.social•12 days ago

📌

pj47596176.bsky.social•12 days ago

They could get some National Geographic level polar bear shots from space.

samwisephoto.bsky.social•12 days ago

Easy pay packet though!

mrtpsm.bsky.social•12 days ago

Wait for the “Grenada on Ice” invasion that is foiled by CIA agents getting the crap kicked out of them by walruses and polar bears who don’t like the noise from the American-made snowmobiles.

bgadk.bsky.social•12 days ago

Greenland is a small society. Almost impossible to enter incognito, and any foreigner stands out as a sore thumb.
Politically it's quite straight forward and open. Not much to spy on. Maybe they will learn that Greenland do not want to be part of the USA by attending political meetings in villages?

rmcgil.bsky.social•12 days ago

“Mr. President it seems that the fish are biting this morning “

nordicson59n.bsky.social•12 days ago

Radio traffic:
person1: Is it snowing?
person2: Does a polar bear shit in the woods?
persons 1 and 2: Hahahhaha!

claytonabernathy.bsky.social•12 days ago

If we survive the second Trump administration, you can bet that this whole Greenland situation is going to be part of some absurdist comedy. I wonder who will get cast to play Vance?

viennasky.bsky.social•12 days ago

Somebody on the inside wants to warn everyone about this though.

spaller.bsky.social•12 days ago

The sub USN Jimmy Carter has been sent to tap underwater cables leading to Greenland by using its loon pool. Resistance is expected from seals (no, not SEALs). A presidential citation ceremony will be held afterwards.

ltahab.bsky.social•12 days ago

Oops, just got added to the NSA group chat.

"Still cold and snowy. Whereabouts of green unknown."

chicagomike.bsky.social•12 days ago

jiraniheart.bsky.social•12 days ago

Every single day, something stupid, or dangerous, or downright repulsive. It's like living with an abusive spouse.

angurvadal.bsky.social•12 days ago

Some of the smartest people
working the most stupid cases, because the leader of the free world is the dumbest person the US could possibly elect. What a time to be alive.

tommytwopence.bsky.social•12 days ago

Perfect for that rare polar bear linguist however.

ctreese2.bsky.social•12 days ago

"Says here you ran the Greenland desk for 6 months before you checked in for some care."
"Yes, I lost a bet. The guy who won had to run around Ops 1 naked."

landsraad-intern.bsky.social•12 days ago

But imagine all the ice fishing tips some random analyst will learn along the way!

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