I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
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I'm not saying I actually know this guy was hit because he got too happy washing Russian money through his company for Russian oligarchs, but if this came out in the news?
There will likely be others to follow as scores more folks die as a result of denied claims. UHC was the highest denial rate, but none of them are stellar.
Agent 47 would've been wearing a clown suit while rigging a chandelier to fall at the right time. This guy was apparently wearing a hoodie. Not 47's MO...
There was one level in the old Hitman game where you had to take out two guys meeting in a park, and I managed to get them both with a single bullet. Not saying I could do that IRL but someone probably could. Something to think about.
I've heard whispers from the underworld speak of a mysterious new figure, known only as V, emerging from Night City. Word is, Maelstrom hired them for the job. The techno-necromancers might be pulling the strings, orchestrating a grander scheme that is unfolding.🕵️♂️GTP🕵️♂️
I’m going with Gross Pointe. The dude was a bad dude and into bad shit. He was about to be grilled on some heavy corporate charges and likely going to bring down a lot of folks with him.
I'll go with Villanelle because Kleo Straub would've been both more inventive and more spectacular.
Or it could've been Anja (Ramona) - she worked in America in the past.
Mine personally is some idiot that expected his healthcare plan to pay for s omething not in his policy cause he called 1800 number instead of actually reading what the policy covered now im not defending big healthcare but you have to read the rules to know what they are
She is now 78 years old. I can in fact say thay I would still gladly spend the night in bed with her.... it's a fun conversation starter if you ask people randomly who would still bone her... lol.
Exactly, no one said anything about rape. Why would you immediately assume that’s what he meant? Jumping to such a negative assumption about someone's intent says more about your perspective than theirs.
NO, it was one of the 50 million seniors WHO HAVE BEEN HARRASSED NIGHT AND DAY BY BIG INS COMPANIES trying to get us to switch to their company. I've had days when they # 25 to 30. I sent a PM to UHC and they didn't really give a shit so if they want suspects, start there. 50 million of us
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What's that you say? Literally thousands just in the greater NYC area?
Oh.
What do you call one dead health insurance CEO?
A good start
I would believe it
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Is Dan Ackroyd on the list of suspects as well?
*TV to the face*
Beatrix Kiddo.
she didn’t use firearms to carry out wanton slaughter, if memory
serves correctly.
lol 😂
Suit up, punch in, punch out, get f*cked."
He showed up at the CEO's door for a reason.
Popcorn!
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... he met his deductible.
The CEO was nothing but a puppet of the Thalmor!
Agent 47? Is he one of the characters from Get Smart?
He was just a kid
He's badass
Or it could've been Anja (Ramona) - she worked in America in the past.
What about The Jackal?
The sequel writes itself.
"Sir, it's out of my hands. The gods want you to go back home and they want you to delete someone while you're there."
Maybe this is the start of consequences 🤷
I hope it catches on.
A republican would’ve missed