Weird that Elon Musk has fired everyone who works at the US Postal Service except for the semen-handling division 🤔 - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Weird that Elon Musk has fired everyone who works at the US Postal Service except for the semen-handling division 🤔

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oneofthosedays.bsky.social•8 days ago

He seems a bit like a semen handler to me.

platinumque.bsky.social•8 days ago

Usps still rolling strong im afraid. I think the wheels'll fall off before they shutter the ad revenue arm of the government.

red-liberation.bsky.social•8 days ago

Well I mean he DID work at the dicksucking factory before this, so

tr3vin.bsky.social•8 days ago

Well, we can't stop having the adhesive for stamps and envelopes.

axleblaze.bsky.social•8 days ago

You joke but until this moment I had not thought about just how badly they are gonna fuck over the already fucked over usps and my god....i just hope no one needs to ship anything terribly important in upcoming years

platinumque.bsky.social•8 days ago

I would have already suggested against mailing anything you really NEED to make it there or back to you, pre-collapse. USPS has been faltering for some time now.

Source: I fuckin work there