>be me
>grind for years raising a kid only to discover my wife cheated with a pit fiend and the kid’s half pit fiend or whatever
>lose my job, subsist on yogurt and dumpster pizza, uber repos my car, become an intern for my kid
>die repeatedly bc 5 hp
>i’m a fan favorite bitch

#dimension20 #iykyk
Reposted from Nat Cassidy
>be me
>grind for years trying to cure alzheimer's disease or whatever by genetically modifying sharks to have superintelligence in an underwater lab
>mostly no one cares until the sharks escape and start eating everybody
>wake up one day to find ll cool j AND tom jane are mad at me now???

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