as a lifelong new england patriots fan and masshole i would like to remind everyone that paul weiss conducted the bogus deflategate report to cover up the nfl’s incompetence
I really don't care about your profits. American people and our Democracy is at the edge of Fascism, and all you can do is cry about PROFITS! What a Maroon! 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
The real question is what do they have on him? He’s either genuinely a stupid POS (quite possible I suppose) or they’ve got got some nasty shit on him that promises to ruin and humiliate him and his family.
An insult to dogs! Paul Weiss isn't fit for the analogy. Next time, I recommend the poop emojis. Although the comparison would be insulting to poop emojis.
For the one dismal year I was a paralegal at a NYC law firm, Paul Weiss was the opposing counsel on the big case for which I managed a room of paper documents. I had to put my hand on just the one as needed out of hundreds of thousands. I’m triggered just seeing this name so much today.
I dunno. I think when we get out of this (yeah, insane optimism) we can have a shiba inu redemption movement, and it'll be kinda fun 'cause everyone likes dogs and we'll be in a celebratory mood anyway having defeated fascism. Look, let me dream.
Whenever this kind of thing surprises people, I always think maybe there's something about the legal profession you just didn't understand this whole time. It's not as noble as it might appear.
So these clients don't care about abstract principles like truth and honesty?
"You were completely unprincipled in convincing us you had made the issue go away when according to loser principles like truth it was 100 times worse. Amazing job, would hire again!"
Matching up against a Liberty U law school grad would be like a pro football player matching up against a peewee player.
They're going to be loud and cry a lot. There's a good chance their mom will be there, and the judge will tell the opposing counsel to be nice because of the bloodshed.
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We are all good on the meme warfare and programming here on bluesky.
Just remember that
These individuals are more like Benedict Arnold
pilgrims never change 🤠
❤️🤍💙
the bulked-up chad dog is labeled "trans kids" and saying "i'll sue my school and state and even trump just for the chance to be myself"
the cowering virgin shiba is labeled "Paul Weiss" and saying "but what about my profits per partner"
We need more pushback on the right wing propagandists!
Get the word out everywhere to everyone…even TikTok!!
#BuildtheResistance
#WakeupAmerica
#mobilize.us #fiftyfifty.one
Attend town hall meetings
letters-boycott-strike-blackouts
#5Calls
#Bluestormrising
BUZZZZZ
Hate them until you must have them.🤹
we have really old top-heavy organizations that are making decisions based on cashing out
A formerly premier law firm providing innovative initiatives in groveling rather than fighting illegal challenges by Donald Trump.
Our Motto: We won't defend ourselves, but sure we'll defend you, maybe, if Trump says it is ok."
Weiss may also survive more than others
Clients don’t care about who stands for principles. Clients want you to solve their issues and plenty want that done aggressively
Depends on what they rank and file folks there want to do
But let’s be honest that plenty of other biglaw firms are in the same bond. They’re all gonna jump ship?
What if a firm is suing the Feds? How hard will Trump then Weiss's chain if he doesn't like it?
Why take a difficult case to a firm who may withdraw? Why join it if they throw you under a bus?
That may be something the firm can “offer” to clients
"You were completely unprincipled in convincing us you had made the issue go away when according to loser principles like truth it was 100 times worse. Amazing job, would hire again!"
Sure, truth and honesty may matter to some degree, but if they had a choice between the two I don’t think those would be top concetns
“I went to jail but at least I was honest”
They're going to be loud and cry a lot. There's a good chance their mom will be there, and the judge will tell the opposing counsel to be nice because of the bloodshed.
[Not about transgenders themselves but about trans KIDS]
Puddytat much more appropriate. With all apologies. To puddytats.