Body masculinization surgery except it's a beloved friend etching "TRANS MAN TRANS MAN TRANS MAN" all over my skeleton so that the archaeologists don't have any excuses when they dig me up
"oh look at these bones kissing each other *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* oh wow these bones are so gay *mwah* what do you mean i'm fired from archaeology for making the bones kiss?"
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