"democrat injured falling down marble staircase" is definitely a metaphor in the making - ThreadSky

ceej.online • 73 days ago

"democrat injured falling down marble staircase" is definitely a metaphor in the making

Reposted from BNO News

UPDATE: Former House Speaker Pelosi tripped going down marble stairs, took a hard fall, and fractured her hip - NYT

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theblacksavant.bsky.social•73 days ago

But the resistance libs want to know what was she wearing? Was it fierce? Slay queen!

ericmfox.bsky.social•73 days ago

Someone who’s good at photoshop please change the red to marble

edwoodk.bsky.social•73 days ago

OH DAMN! This is not at all good for a woman in her 80s. Praying for her full recovery. I'm certain Trump has something to do with this!

rackletang.bsky.social•73 days ago

I can hear the Curb Your Enthusiasm music right now

shestheonlyone.bsky.social•73 days ago

Well done, you!

edcote.bsky.social•73 days ago

It seems symbolic but I'm not sure of what.

robmcfadden.bsky.social•73 days ago

BREAKING: democrats bring blood-stained marble staircase on stage, celebrate bipartisanship victory as congress passes new push-people-down-staircases law but agrees not to ban railings until next year

mantheos.bsky.social•73 days ago

Nancy mace must be so jealous

disnothus.bsky.social•73 days ago

If anyone asks the stairs stick n poke tattoo on my thigh is marble

annahentaidmz.bsky.social•73 days ago

Damn. I see marble staircases are being radicalised by podcasts and online party games too.

changopeligroso.bsky.social•73 days ago

It was Luigi.

He is in fact a powerful Jedi Master, and he gave that heartless wench Pelosi a force push from many miles away inside his jail cell👍

ceej.online•73 days ago

why did they put marbles on the stairs anyway. seems like an accident waiting to happen

bbolander.bsky.social•73 days ago

schumer next

jaynegallaghe20.bsky.social•73 days ago

Giant game of Ker Plunk

lowcojj.bsky.social•73 days ago

It’s an old hazing ritual in the Senate. Everyone has to walk down the marble stairs.

scooterbones.bsky.social•73 days ago

Europeans culling their more brittle-boned offspring. It's an inbred thing, you wouldn't get it

phaseblowly.bsky.social•73 days ago

Broken hip? Time for the glue factory, probably.

briancreekphoto.bsky.social•73 days ago

Did they mention if they were any Russian “diplomats” nearby?

chetgresham.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hope she has good insurance

scooterbones.bsky.social•73 days ago

Thanks to us, she does

harrytuttle76.bsky.social•73 days ago

It happened in Europe, so it doesn’t matter

jaymarose.bsky.social•73 days ago

I broke two vertebrae doing that. And I wasn’t 80.

This culture of what have you done for me lately is too cynical for me and thats saying a lot.

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