Did you hear about Scrooge? Yeah, completely different guy now. Keeps Christmas in his heart. No, he’s still a moneylender; foreclosed on that orphanage last week. Bought ‘em a turkey though
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Christmas Carol 2 where Scrooge becomes president by saying he was going after the other elites like him but really he just takes away services the poors use and provides tax breaks to all his homies. Half the people love him though because he blames their woes on immigrants and promises deportation
I like the cut of his gib (I assume he still eats orphans, and gibs are orphan organs) when can we establish an office of the President and elect him to it
I think about Orwell's critique of Dickens often, it was something like "Dickens clearly identified the problem with capitalism, but his solution was "the rich should be nicer"
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No, Tiny Tim, you may not. But God bless us everyone.
- Susan Collins
Dickens OG liberal, confirmed
Even added in a few extra donations on top.