spending twenty minutes consuming hardcore pornography in the parking lot before heading into my job on the severed floor to convince my innie he’s just horny for work - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

ceej.online • 4 days ago

spending twenty minutes consuming hardcore pornography in the parking lot before heading into my job on the severed floor to convince my innie he’s just horny for work

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kennylogins.bsky.social•4 days ago

doing the same except for my severed self that is just for doing my bathrooms. making it real weird

realchuckbass.bsky.social•3 days ago

poor innie leaves bathroom, next experience is running into the bathroom again with diarrhea running down his pants because I didn't make it in time, but he gets his revenge by not wiping his ass well and I don't realize it until I sit at my desk

jotr.bsky.social•3 days ago

Swampverance

mother-goose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not cool

puppy-girlboss.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is praxis.

discolunk.bsky.social•3 days ago

There should be a new character introduced where the outie just messes and pranks the innie all the time, just really fuckin with them xD

professornobody.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone's got a hard on for work tonight.

savorybeverage.bsky.social•3 days ago

Popping either a viagra, adderall, or xanax depending on the day to keep my innie guessing

doug5301.bsky.social•4 days ago

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marchajenn.bsky.social•3 days ago

yes, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, i mean , hopefully kicks it in 😜

kemek.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm not sure what this means but I'm going to like this post anyway.

Please don't make me regret it.

theloopymermaid.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reading this with no context must be an interesting ride.

juliachildish.bsky.social•3 days ago

For days I was like, guess the kids have new incomprehensible slang and I’m old now, but no there’s just a show I haven’t watched yet

kemek.bsky.social•3 days ago

What's life if you don't roll the dice once in a while?

grainneproinseas.bsky.social•3 days ago

You had me at consuming hardcore pornography in the parking lot

lindsayduff.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eating the spiciest, nastiest food for dinner, knowing that it will be my innie who will have to deal with the ring of fire

cephalopod.bsky.social•4 days ago

they have code detectors sure but would they stop you if you had a plug in

n00ance.bsky.social•3 days ago

Subliminally giving yourself an elevator fetish