Same as "I don't get sick from eating too much sugar, fat and carbs, so let's ignore the A1c and BMI count and eat all the candy, fast food, and cakes we want."
Everyone knows the aluminum in umbrella handles is bad for your skin. Also, a lot of people get wet feet even though they have umbrellas, so they are useless anyhow. And my cousin got poked in the eye by a lady with an umbrella.
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