My wife and I decided to have a baby, but we didn’t want to wait 9 months, so we just had an 8.5 month fetus implanted into her body so she could give birth in 2 weeks. We also have Panda Express leftovers. - ThreadSky

milkpork.bsky.social • 42 days ago

My wife and I decided to have a baby, but we didn’t want to wait 9 months, so we just had an 8.5 month fetus implanted into her body so she could give birth in 2 weeks.

We also have Panda Express leftovers.