The classic question of how many toddlers one could take on in battle takes into account size and intelligence, but not tenacity or energy. If one actually spends time with a mass of activated toddlers, as I did this morning, the answer is always 0. The toddlers will win. - ThreadSky

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libraryjenn.bsky.social • 1 day ago

The classic question of how many toddlers one could take on in battle takes into account size and intelligence, but not tenacity or energy. If one actually spends time with a mass of activated toddlers, as I did this morning, the answer is always 0. The toddlers will win.

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chandraprater.bsky.social•1 day ago

And lack of self-preservation! They don't care if they win, they just want you to lose.

libraryjenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

They turn Chutes & Ladders into Kumite if you don’t watch your step!

opheliainwaders.bsky.social•1 day ago

Every parent knows that even one toddler will eventually kill you, which is why they age so rapidly into children.

opheliainwaders.bsky.social•1 day ago

(Tbh though, I love toddlers, they so freakin’ great.)

libraryjenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are so ADORABLE like they barely even know how their legs work or what eyeballs are, yet here they are running around. You can see them working out how to be a human right in front of you!

imparseable.bsky.social•1 day ago

Toddlers are fierce, but threenagers? I swore I’d only have one child after doing 3 as a single parent with Kid 1. And yet we have Kid 2 (currently in toddler battle mode over almonds).

yeskatydid.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is so true. The number of toddlers seems to be irrelevant. They are irrepressible. 😅

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