@puppygirlhornypost2 imagine going on a date with someone and then instead of going anywhere nice to eat they take you to mcdonalds and like ok thats fine i guess but then instead of even going inside they get in the curbside pick-up area and pull out their laptop, do some shit with three […]
Or even better, I'd counter with, imagine you haven't had anything except top ramen for the last 3 weeks because you can barely afford to live. Someone shows interest and invites you on a date, they take you to McDonald's
They then proceed to show you a way to get 3X the food you might have been able to afford to eat for the day, but for free... How horny did they just make you?
I mean, McDonald's is awful, but nostalgic. And I've been poor enough at times in my life that McDonald's might be a date, even better if we're ripping off a large corporation while doing it. Give me those shitty, childhood happy brain chemical tied, corporate ripoff, fake ass chicken pieces!
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