Russian MP proposes buying Alaska for $16.2 billion in exchange for Russian assets abroad being unfrozen. united24media.com/latest-news/... - ThreadSky

youranoncentral.bsky.social • 39 days ago

Russian MP proposes buying Alaska for $16.2 billion in exchange for Russian assets abroad being unfrozen.

https://united24media.com/latest-news/russian-mp-calls-for-alaskas-return-amid-frozen-asset-dispute-5095

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bsjcr.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣

anonimoromano.bsky.social•39 days ago

Is this where they admit they are a bunch of clowns and take one last Uncle Vladimir's tea all together?

lebergerdavid.bsky.social•39 days ago

Huh?

joejinis.bsky.social•39 days ago

Haha x)

sanityrules.bsky.social•39 days ago

What a joke. $16 Billion wouldn’t even buy anything in Alaska but it would buy an election with change to spare !

bigb72.bsky.social•39 days ago

What the f is 16 billion? The parts without oil ppl or much else is worth so much more and use assets the US already has to pay for it? WTF? They catch him after a liquid lunch?

travellingmatt78.bsky.social•39 days ago

They have nuclear weapons. That's about it. The rest of their forces are made up of yard sale level military technology. They can stop swinging their dicks around like it's 1980 again anytime.

krimisukrainian.bsky.social•39 days ago

So ruzzia gets Alaska, trump gets Canada (well some of it anyway; he won't want the French-speaking bits) then ruzzia and the USA have a common border. Should be interesting ... 🤔🤔🤔🙃

d-a-r.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hahaha, no.

shoutsatclouds.bsky.social•39 days ago

Best I can do is we parachute in and take Siberia before China does, and you go fuck yourself.

Deal?

msmagicdishes.bsky.social•39 days ago

So, they want us to give Alaska away? Did anyone ask Alaska?

16.2 Billion wouldn’t pay for Anchorage or any of the oil depot infrastructure or all the arms and ammunition they will need if Alaskans meet them at the beach

pmmbscs.bsky.social•39 days ago

Isn’t Alaska big republican territory? They might not mind

chaldeaslastmaster.bsky.social•39 days ago

Until the Republicans realize that they need the votes to remain in power and the ended up selling an entire Republican stronghold state full of Republican voters to the Russians.

msmagicdishes.bsky.social•39 days ago

Uh, yes and no. Alaska is full of people who don’t want to be part of the US and definitely don’t want to be part of Russia

Independent Alaska is more popular than Republican Alaska

pmmbscs.bsky.social•39 days ago

Thanks

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

There is a mix, but they still voted for Trump and have a Republican Governor. It's a red state.

genie4ss.bsky.social•39 days ago

Maybe one of Putin's family should visit Alaska and take pics with citizens who want to become Russian, and send them to trump

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

They'd have to pay someone who is desperate for a fix to do that. Oh wait, isn't that what they did in Greenland?

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yes it certainly is.

bdyguy.bsky.social•39 days ago

Come and take it, Russia. FAFO.

keepoffthegrass.bsky.social•39 days ago

Pretty much what canada and Panama are saying to you...

rosie115.bsky.social•38 days ago

Well, someone started this kind of games. Who was it? 🤔

leftxtobetterskies.bsky.social•39 days ago

Rich clowns deserve a Luigi.

morpheus55.bsky.social•39 days ago

A really big Luigi

tracilaw.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm surprised Russia isn't just invading.

1rmctldy.bsky.social•39 days ago

Only thing easier to buy in the US than a gun is a republican. Looks like there was a fire sale bc Russia got the whole party.

d-a-r.bsky.social•39 days ago

This is karma from a Canadian perspective.

badcompany01.bsky.social•39 days ago

And trump will give it to them!

norrette.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh FFS, crap from Trump proliferates.

i-magnus.bsky.social•39 days ago

Russia would not be so bold if they did not see America as weak.

pechelele.bsky.social•39 days ago

They hv their guys on the inside now.

cwbyupdfw.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂😂😂
I have been wondering when they were going to bring that up again. Wasn’t it sometime last year that Poopin said he wants it back?

kaspar0927.bsky.social•39 days ago

How about we give them Florida

morpheus55.bsky.social•39 days ago

Much better deal for us

notesinthemargin.bsky.social•39 days ago

I propose we buy Russia for $1.50 and let MAGAts run wild; name it Trumpanistan and call it a day

antonvangramberen.bsky.social•39 days ago

Alaska. Great. We’re going ahead. What’s next ?

egandale.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sad to know there are others as fucked up as the rapist felon.

evilempireinala15.bsky.social•39 days ago

They'd lose two Republicans in the Senate and a house member too

thespiritualhacker.bsky.social•39 days ago

I wouldn't put it past the Cheato to go after that deal

notpotus.bsky.social•39 days ago

Trump is trying to buy Greenland so he can sell Alaska without changing the American flag.

dagenheim.bsky.social•39 days ago

Um... Did Ukraine already kill every leader in Russia with brains? How about we give Ukraine the frozen assets, keep Alaska, and give Russia the finger?

diamondstar1962.bsky.social•39 days ago

Trump would gladly sell Putin Alaska. Putin owns Trump. Are national security is t risk and I feel no one is doing anything about it.

kylenki.bsky.social•39 days ago

Billion, with a B? Did they fail to hit the T key?

Oh, wait. Assets. Yep, this was an insult, not an offer. Or is this the best they have for Alaska?

tygone.bsky.social•39 days ago

I tried warning Alaskans that Russia would want that state if trump won reelection. According to Trump, everything is for sale. He will sell it to them.

videogamedrome.bsky.social•39 days ago

Now they want it back? 😭

pechelele.bsky.social•39 days ago

YOU GBF KIDDING ME!

chromate.bsky.social•39 days ago

Someone in D.C. is listening.

ukrainiandonor.bsky.social•39 days ago

Idiot Muscovite. They lost in Ukraine (I mean it's the 3rd year of the war in the 3 week or 3 day "SMO") and they still make demands.

mlco.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂😂

gamongold.bsky.social•39 days ago

How about no.

artski.bsky.social•39 days ago

He must have read Donald's "The Art Of The Deal."

perdferguson.bsky.social•39 days ago

Best I can do is Guam. But you also have to take RFKs contract too.

liamtransdemon.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh jeez. This pussy would probably just give Alaska away for free to his buddy if he could.

cheriegrant.bsky.social•39 days ago

lol.

dazud.bsky.social•39 days ago

It might be worth it if they have to keep Sarah Palin.

argignac.bsky.social•39 days ago

Alaska citizens, check your six. 'Cause Trump could actually be listening.

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

They voted for him. Alaska is quite red.

argignac.bsky.social•39 days ago

Good for them. They will be able to taste "freedom" with a Russian sauce.

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

Unfortunately, Alaska is my home, so my family and I, and all those who deplore Putin, will all suffer the consequences.

argignac.bsky.social•39 days ago

Of course I don't have to point out that "they will taste "freedom" with a Russian sauce" means those who voted Trump. I am, though, painfully aware that the same meal will have to be shared by those who didn't vote for the First Felon. You are, unfortunately, the collateral damage of the election.

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

Well said my friend. Well said.

nymariac.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sad part is dump elect would literally consider this a real option…..
The next 4 years is going to be a shit show

firefly86.bsky.social•39 days ago

I can see Trump going for this. I’m sick just thinking about the future we are entering.

firefly86.bsky.social•39 days ago

OMG

angel-ajs.bsky.social•39 days ago

I wonder if Jesse Waters finds this offensive or flattering?😉🤭

pandawithav.bsky.social•39 days ago

Is it just me or does $16 billion not seem like a lot of money for something like this?

amberjo2.bsky.social•39 days ago

Nope. $16 billion sounds insultingly like to me.

amberjo2.bsky.social•39 days ago

*Low

blueqndo.bsky.social•39 days ago

What a joke... let's offer Russia 16.2 B$ from their own frozen assets to return those "new territories" occupied in Ukraine, just to give Russia a happy feeling.

jillthrash.bsky.social•39 days ago

I called it!

thezincity.bsky.social•38 days ago

Like wed ever sell Alaska, but thats not even close to a fair price. But I guess when your currency is in the shitter, billions looks like a large amount.

Try $100 Trillion and we might start talking.

unrealjen.bsky.social•39 days ago

Great, then we in Canada would be sandwiched between Cheeto Jesus and Putin, who would then move on the arctic and try to yoink everything. It won’t happen, but jeebus that would suck.

patrickyassine.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤡🤡🤡

yoyoma2024.bsky.social•39 days ago

Trump would sellout Puerto Rico for much less than that.

morpheus55.bsky.social•39 days ago

But PR doesn't have oil, AK has lotsa knarly crude under that ice

yoyoma2024.bsky.social•39 days ago

My point is that he could care less about selling 3.5 million American citizens

morpheus55.bsky.social•39 days ago

Three & a half million or 350 million?

notdeep.bsky.social•39 days ago

Because when Drumpf takes over he would consider it.

frfc1908.bsky.social•39 days ago

Make Alaska Great Again? 😜

warriorprince.bsky.social•39 days ago

Ha! & so it begins ... Trump will swap Alaska for Greenland if that's what Putin wants.

spoonsy.bsky.social•39 days ago

Instead of coming together to deal with pressing matters like untangling the complexities of ongoing conflicts, worsening climate crises, securing global food security and oh, world peace, the 🍊 jester is creating an avalanche of new problems and diverting resources to dealing with them. Fabulous.

goodluckgoodnight.bsky.social•39 days ago

man they wouldnt dare to even try this if our president wasnt an actual coward

pmmbscs.bsky.social•39 days ago

Do t worry Shitler may just give it to you

sentinel42.bsky.social•39 days ago

not happening

laurisfedup.bsky.social•39 days ago

Take it.

jeffk1958.bsky.social•38 days ago

timomajere.bsky.social•39 days ago

What are we doing here?
Playing The Risk Board game for real?

kalliekins.bsky.social•39 days ago

Get ready for WW3. 🤷🏻‍♀️

timomajere.bsky.social•39 days ago

I think Trump wants to be the one who finally does it tho.
The man has money.
The man has power.
Only thing he can't ever get enough of is ego.

Its a shame that the people, the military, congress, the judicial system are all scared of ONE old man you can push down a flight of stairs and it's over.

mistifide.bsky.social•39 days ago

Funny you say that. I have seriously wondered how he has never ended up at the bottom of a staircase like Ivana.

timomajere.bsky.social•39 days ago

Being blunt, she wasn't smart enough to find a way to do it without it coming back at her or people she knew.

Im done thinking theres niceness in political circles, they're all just back-patters in front cause they wanna find the soft spot on your back to stick the knife in

rg9940.bsky.social•39 days ago

Didn't russia literally try to steal alaska by claiming the purchase of it however long ago was illegal

97wolverine.bsky.social•39 days ago

ROTFLMAO!!! Take the assets out of the deal, & just sell it. Two less repukelicans in the senate.

pharmesq.bsky.social•39 days ago

As long as we are returning territories to original owners, America doesn’t seem to want California. Id rather join Canada, but Mexico is still a step up at this point.

greenmamalama.bsky.social•39 days ago

With any other president,!I wouldn’t think twice.
However,…

tribalprophet.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sounds like a great deal! I’m sure all Americans living there would love it! No need to actually ask them though.

Isn’t that how it works?

thepornpriest.bsky.social•39 days ago

Alaskan here. We will shoot their troops on site.

renaedarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yes please.

genxflcracker.bsky.social•39 days ago

Lmao wow an INDIAN GIVER sell something to someone then demand it back because your ignorance failed to see the true value of it lmao kick rocks boris

titan245.bsky.social•39 days ago

Feck RuSSia

sean05evans.bsky.social•39 days ago

What a complete moron.

shirl12.bsky.social•39 days ago

I figured Alaska would eventually be in the mix for Russian expansion.
More than likely T&P have already discussed a deal.

brunovasquezp.bsky.social•39 days ago

So, they want Alaska AND their frozen assets in exchange for a measley 16 bill.

Am I missing something?

everythingisgrate.bsky.social•39 days ago

Or maybe lord maga will just hand Alaska over to Putin, and then pull out of NATO and then hold back the U.S. military.

thejanetchannel.bsky.social•39 days ago

This is what happens when a felon who is not smart spews stupid drivel. It spreads to other people who are also not smart.

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