Trying to not shit myself too loud in the restroom while these two women having a passionate conversation about believing in eachother is not how I imagined my morning going - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

buffpup.bsky.social • 26 days ago

Trying to not shit myself too loud in the restroom while these two women having a passionate conversation about believing in eachother is not how I imagined my morning going

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klavinmour.bsky.social•26 days ago

No, you must shit as loud as you can!

Let the walls shake with your power!

fuzzybnuuy.bsky.social•26 days ago

They knew the risk when they stepped into that restroom, turn that shit up

critmith.bsky.social•26 days ago

This is the most Buff-core problem I’ve seen lol

buffpup.bsky.social•26 days ago

My driver is outside waiting for me and decided to take a smoke break while I just shit myself… what is this movie life I’m having rn 🧍‍♂️

multivyrz.bsky.social•26 days ago

You’re the pair of legs seen in the bathroom during the movie scene THEY are in, and the moment one woman leaves, is gonna be that comedic relief moment… you know the one….

grizzledbitch.bsky.social•26 days ago

buff did you take a shit or shit yourself these are extremely distinct scenarios

grizzledbitch.bsky.social•26 days ago

and one is WAY WoRse

thereeljon.mov•26 days ago

If this isn't in the eventual VChiban biopic, I'm gonna freak

anthonydeadman.bsky.social•26 days ago

A personal endurance test. That's what it is.

phobosthedarkone.bsky.social•26 days ago

He's keeping the meter running while you shit, made 50$ already lol

stevorenoelcamino.bsky.social•26 days ago

what a shituation you’ve found yourself in.

ruggedthedragon.bsky.social•26 days ago

"Hey! You two wonderful people. Let me give you a shart out."

Pffffffft.

fieldmedic4077.bsky.social•26 days ago

Buff playing a stealth game IRL

gigadrillexe.bsky.social•26 days ago

Nah they knew what they signed up for having that conversation in a public restroom. Let it rip Buff!!!

ayrdom.bsky.social•26 days ago

Based

hugemoonie.bsky.social•26 days ago

If it were me, id start making feral caveman noises to remind them that theres people shitting 5 feet from them

adambissonnette.bsky.social•26 days ago

How does that phrase go? Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war?

They knew what the risks were.

sasha.puppeh.dog•26 days ago

It's your right to let'er rip! they can take the conversation somewhere else 😁

matchuthematriever.bsky.social•26 days ago

Shit yourself loudly to assert dominance 💪