We've heard your feedback on Fila, and have made a new model to improve on her in every way. Order now! - ThreadSky

veryfilthything.bsky.social • 46 days ago

We've heard your feedback on Fila, and have made a new model to improve on her in every way. Order now!

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emberflamefoxheart.bsky.social•46 days ago

but can it expand

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fill me with oil and find out...

emberflamefoxheart.bsky.social•46 days ago

only oil? :'p

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oil goes in the fuel tank!

But I suppose other things can as well...

as1mov.bsky.social•46 days ago

What kind of chassis upgrade options are available? I like the design but the default form factor is too small to fill out a maid dress properly.

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

There are many affordable options for modifications available!

I'm also quite flexible when it comes to third party alterations but that'll void my warranty...

blakeroats.bsky.social•46 days ago

*we must make the robot fatter*

biscuits0119.bsky.social•45 days ago

WE MUST!!!!

gavternoon.bsky.social•46 days ago

Do you have games on your mechanical facsimile

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

She can be a gamer! She has some mean Elden Ring invader builds...

puff-knight.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fila-Bot!! 👀❤️

So s̴t̴o̴u̴t̴ 𝙎𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙠...
So m̴a̴d̴e̴ ̴b̴y̴ ̴H̴u̴d̴s̴o̴n̴ ̴M̴o̴t̴o̴r̴s̴ 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣...
So.... r̴u̴n̴s̴ ̴o̴n̴ ̴'̴c̴a̴n̴d̴y̴'̴ ̴c̴o̴a̴l̴ 𝙍𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙮! ✨

nvsirius.bsky.social•46 days ago

Wait so Shes Been a Robot the Whole time!? Or I'm I Schizophrenic!?

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

She's not a robot!

But she is turned into a robot sometimes...

nvsirius.bsky.social•46 days ago

Aaaah OK! How Does She Get Beeg even though she's a Robo??? ':]

thesleepyboi.bsky.social•46 days ago

But the most important question: can we run Doom on her?

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

You can, but she's not very good at it sadly...

growsmary.bsky.social•46 days ago

even if she's not playing it, does she have fun running it? additionally, are there inputs on her body directly or will I need to plug in a keyboard?

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

A keyboard peripheral is recommended, and she enjoys game time; both playing the game and/or running it on her hardware!

rujissecretaccount.bsky.social•46 days ago

Funny yet cute for a female robot! NO, Even better! She's pretty! X3

cashbone.bsky.social•46 days ago

What happens if I download bloatware onto Fila-bot...

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

So many people are saying this I might need to demonstrate...

thebstandsforbelly.bsky.social•46 days ago

Sweet!!! Those are some very hefty servos, and some excellent external storage. Has the max capacity been tested?

Also, how’s the warranty stand with interdimensional energy burns?

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

Max capacity has not been tested... we encourage you to explore such limits on your own!

Any multiverse involvement instantly voids warranty however. It'll also fry any Fila-bot's brain so it should be avoided.

thebstandsforbelly.bsky.social•46 days ago

So I uh. Oops.
About that warranty.

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

You need to read the fine print closer!

(this is very cute~)

cabbagebuttface.bsky.social•46 days ago

I'll take 5

coldcherrycola.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hmm, good start, but product testing shows early users are still a little iffy on if the shape is "pleasing and/or friendly" enough. Design needs to be 200% rounder and softer, STAT, let's just bump up those sliders to see how it looks...

cheesemancer228.bsky.social•46 days ago

Is the tummy squishy?

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

But of course!

cheesemancer228.bsky.social•46 days ago

Perfect 👌

pho86.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hello yes I would like one robo fila please

eggplantwisard.bsky.social•46 days ago

Now the real question is: Who's gonna demonstrate this Synth's *improved* storage capacity?

(This is incredible, glad to see you've got your groove back!)

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

Thank ya!

enigmaticgentleman.bsky.social•46 days ago

Red chubby beepboop? Impulse purchase time.

linari.bsky.social•46 days ago

where does one acquire their own fila bot for totally normal purposes

veryfilthything.bsky.social•46 days ago

Put $1000 dollars into my patreon and I'll mail you one (real ((notfake))

linari.bsky.social•46 days ago

what a steal i'm going there right now!

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