Still playing that Crusader Kings III game where I'm trying to recreate and exceed both Ancient Egypt's greatest extent and religious reach.
It's going... pretty good.
It's going... pretty good.
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Me: make the whole world a nudist colony.
The Byzantine Empire once declared war on me to retrieve it, which devastated them. They're only just recovering from the +2,000-gold debt I took in restitution.
Turns out, when you pauper the Byzantines for 10 years? Kinda throws things outta wack. Europe's in flames.
I've bred Genius, Beauty, and Health into the bloodline through 20-and-counting kids, and am now seducing my newest husband to try and integrate the Giant gene.
(He lost an arm in battle.)
I learned very quickly why that was never ceded. 😬 Still, I persist.
My top reasons for murdering include
- Won't convert to Kushitism
- Doesn't like me
- In line to inherit something ahead of my family/descendants
- Relatives won't pay your ransom and I'm tired of looking at you
- To remind the rabble who's boss
...wait...