While I don't have any hard proof, I am under the impression that a local fast food restaurant changed their menu prices to specifically accommodate the fact that I liked to pay cash for a very specific order on a weekly basis. It's a little terrifying that my habits are so predictable.
This isn’t an “I want to fuck the pizza guy” joke btw. It’s an “Oh god I was perceived by the person delivering my takeout with alarming frequency” anecdote,
I have a really bad track record with Dunkin' drive-thrus near me. My mom went to one and my ex was working at the window, then my cousin's ex-wife who stopped talking to us completely after the divorce works at another. Running out of places to get munchkins in peace,,,,
for me it's 100% whether it's local or chain or not. being recognized at a dunkin here is like "oh man they know i would be awake at any hour and do anything for an egg sandwich" but when i walk into a local place and they know my order it's like yeah!! what's up Jim!
This guy is really nice and always stops to make polite smalltalk whenever he delivers my orders, I’m not embarrassed to be talking to him, he’s cool - I just die at the thought of having gotten enough delivery that he remembers my name. Rip
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When I was working at Dunkin Donuts I also got to be on the other end of this, and the dude literally never came back.