Personally I would avoid the strange whistling serpent I found on a small island but I guess it depends on how much I was feeling like I wanted to bring a curse upon my household - ThreadSky

angeloslh.bsky.social • 20 days ago

Personally I would avoid the strange whistling serpent I found on a small island but I guess it depends on how much I was feeling like I wanted to bring a curse upon my household

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isilven.bsky.social•20 days ago

did you skip past the "scientific name" of the snake lol

tacobellscanonind.bsky.social•20 days ago

the articles dated 3/31/2025 so its very real

dizzymoonbeam.bsky.social•20 days ago

did you get to the end of it?

tacobellscanonind.bsky.social•20 days ago

I did. I was making a joke about the publication date being 3/31/2025 so it possibly couldn't be an April fool's bit

rowaida.bsky.social•20 days ago

How can my child live in constant fear? The children of Gaza live this nightmare every day. I fully understand the pain they are going through. Your donation today can give them hope. Please, don't abandon us."

nerdbullyphil.bsky.social•20 days ago

It implies that there are standard whistling serpents.

rowyourbot.bsky.social•20 days ago

What if it grants wishes though?

tooloudtalker.bsky.social•20 days ago

Do you people not know a portent of evil when you see one?!

thatpandayouknow.bsky.social•20 days ago

The day after that kid found that 6000 year old amulet in her garden or whatever :p

tassja.bsky.social•20 days ago

Many things im hapoy for snaked to do. Whistling not one of them.

tassja.bsky.social•20 days ago

A snaked is a snake not wearing a coat.

wrightdom.bsky.social•19 days ago

In other news - they are going to move St Patrick’s day from 17th March to 1st April!

firecrackerboom.bsky.social•20 days ago

If this ain’t the second coming I’m fucking crushed

cyaneyed.wtf•20 days ago

There's a little disclaimer at the bottom of the article you should look at, lol

bbqdotgov.bsky.social•20 days ago

I would simply let him give me his pitch on the discount apples he's offering

azaffle.bsky.social•20 days ago

St Patrick's job was to wipe out native religions and spirituality. Notice how few druids you see on the streets? Snakes was a euphemism

rowaida.bsky.social•20 days ago

I am a mother from Gaza. We are very tired, documenting the occupation's crimes and its killing of children and women, while the world watches silently. I hope that everyone interested will follow my account to see their crimes and my story.

sarcasticsmall.bsky.social•20 days ago

If only St. Patrick had had a minivan, he might have had room for all of them.

hootboots.bsky.social•20 days ago

I think I would bring the little guy right to my home on the mainland : )

winterk.bsky.social•20 days ago

I would simply receive its boon

rockmondo.bsky.social•20 days ago

Year of the Snake.

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