Me: Get a puppy! Puppies are adorable! The puppy: *Stands at the back door with his own poo in his mouth* Can I bring this inside? Me: BABY, NO - ThreadSky

poopraven.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Me: Get a puppy! Puppies are adorable!

The puppy: *Stands at the back door with his own poo in his mouth* Can I bring this inside?

Me: BABY, NO

At least he didn't eat it, throw up and eat it again.

Aren't dogs great?! :D

Nooooooo!

And then they want to lick your face...

Every muscle I have clenched so hard when I read that and not in a good way!

You know I need to come with a public warning sometimes.

Yes, but that is one of the reasons I like you. 👻

Congratulations you have throughly squicked me in a way I have not been squicked in years...

Gah!

Mwhahahaha

Dogs.

🤣🤣😭

Dog(e) is demonstrating his idea of efficiency 🤢🧼🫧🐾🐕

Not sure if he wants to play with it, eat it, or both 😝

This. This SO HARD. OH GOD THIS IS MY LIFE. >_<

The good news is that maybe he'll outgrow it?

I was hoping he already had 🤣

Well ours is over a year old now and rarely eats her own poop anymore lol

I walked past someone yesterday who was saying in a voice both patient and resigned, "No pup, don't eat the swan poo," and I sighed on their behalf.

Was it in fact me hahahha

Baby, no, don't eat the swan poo

No, also not the goose poo

Pupper pls, not the duck poo either...

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