I wouldn't eat this because I wouldn't be sure if it was made of dude or made of dog, and I object to both of those. - ThreadSky

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joulesbyrne.bsky.social • 10 hours ago

I wouldn't eat this because I wouldn't be sure if it was made of dude or made of dog, and I object to both of those.

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stellarawakening.bsky.social•6 hours ago

so you wouldn’t be eating the rich? or do you not consider rich people dude?

agtmadcat.bsky.social•6 hours ago

The rich are bioaccumulators so it's not safe to eat them directly. They need to be composted properly.

stellarawakening.bsky.social•6 hours ago

you assume the laws of nature apply to me

joulesbyrne.bsky.social•6 hours ago

*pulls collar*
I'll have the vegetarian.

jimcaris.bsky.social•8 hours ago

What if it was made of podcaster dudes though

joulesbyrne.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Ugh. With their diet of Magicspoon and Athletic Greens, I would never eat a podcaster.

joulesbyrne.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Whoops, I got on the headlines.

"Podcasters ain't worth eating," says leftist presumed cannibal.

voshka.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I’d eat that. Tenet Media fattens them up really good. Lots of marbling on Tim pool I’d imagine.
With a good marinade, then smoke with applewood chips for three hours. Probably fall right off the bone. Remove that stocking cap first though

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