it would be a hilarious finale to the last nine years if the pee tape were the october surprise, but I am sorry, I do not believe in a just and loving god
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That's why the pee tape coming out wouldnt be the work of a just and loving God. It would be the action of a cynical God holding a magnifying glass to his creation like it were an ant hill.
the bar is too high. we are all too shell shocked by the tsunami of bullshit to be surprised by anything. they’d just green screen kid rock in to the video yelling ‘the champagne of pee tapes’ and shooting a machine gun, run it as a campaign ad.
Honestly the pee tape would be nothing. He was a regular on the Epstein jet. Rape verdict, keeping TopSecret material in a hotel bathroom and possibly selling it to the Saudis for a $2B Kushner investment, dealing with Putin behind Ukraine’s back and threatening Zelenskyy. Pee tape, meh 🤷♂️
Not to mention the coup and family separation and election denial and “nuke the hurricane” and Proj2025 and paper towels in Puerto Rico and refusing Cali wildfire aid and 30,000+ documented lies, it’s a good thing they limited me to 300 characters or I could go on for weeks
He'd say it's a hoax and it was also a consensual encounter and also he was set up and it also is a look-alike and it is also a horrific invasion of his privacy to make it public and whoever leaked it should be punished. And late night hosts make jokes and then Trump wins the election.
My God that now seems like such a minor pecadillo for a hitler loving fascist multiply convicted felon who plans to take over for the rest of his life and absolutely ruin everything for non billionaire normals
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