fellas is it gay to give your wife an orgasm - ThreadSky

tomtomorrow.bsky.social • 94 days ago

fellas is it gay to give your wife an orgasm

Reposted from David Waldman

Good luck gettin that sandwich, guy. www.advocate.com/donald-trump...

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filmbuffrich.bsky.social•94 days ago

The look she’s giving him.

primal-id.bsky.social•94 days ago

He's gross

percysperson.bsky.social•94 days ago

How long until they find out about FGM? (They don’t read much, so it’s unlikely.) But you already know they’d be all for it.

wessasaurusrex.gay•94 days ago

Weird to flex he’s never made his wife cum, but I’m sure they’re both awful so good for her I guess.

denitiodeltoro.bsky.social•94 days ago

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed if she finds out

nyisblue.nyc•94 days ago

The whole “alpha male movement” is an elaborate joke. A parody. There’s no way these guys aren’t in on it.

scottyeager.bsky.social•94 days ago

Writers at The Onion must be beating their heads against walls after reading this.

princessjemmy.bsky.social•94 days ago

For not having come up with it first?

"God damn it, Gary. It can't be satire if it already happened! Go find an original idea!!!"

"But... But it ends with the wife putting rat poison in his food. It is funny!"

"I said 'an original idea', Gary!"

chunk22.bsky.social•93 days ago

I can say for sure that if my ex-wife were allowed to drop the court ordered no contact order she’d say it wasn’t. … I miss my kids.

trumpy303.bsky.social•94 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/trumpy303.bsky.social/post/3lc2dlbhb4k2x

gangstanon44.bsky.social•93 days ago

I remember when guys used to brag about making women come as an identifier of true masculinity. What happened to that?

aposthumousmemoir.bsky.social•93 days ago

Can guarantee you that dude does not wipe his posterior.

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•94 days ago

These guys are all in a competition to win World's Most Unfuckable Loser

caesarrodney2025.bsky.social•94 days ago

Dude, just admit you don't know what a clitoris is, where it's located, and that you have no interest in finding out.

stevefriel1988.bsky.social•94 days ago

ghostlyverse.bsky.social•92 days ago

🙃

twayn.bsky.social•94 days ago

Gay indeed. Also elating, merry, cheerful, lighthearted, joyful, exuberant and spirited.

inkedguru.bsky.social•94 days ago

Like from the store?

pollhereford.bsky.social•94 days ago

From each according to his capabilities, to each according to his needs.

juliadassin.bsky.social•94 days ago

Perfect.

thesandwichman.bsky.social•94 days ago

HER needs

pollhereford.bsky.social•94 days ago

I highly doubt those are taken into account.

ruralviewau.bsky.social•94 days ago

I think that's the root of the problem 😳

loreevil.bsky.social•94 days ago

proud to know that i'm now a lesbian 🫡🏳️‍🌈

isidoresdragon.bsky.social•94 days ago

...Oh hey, it's a sequel to "Ben Shapiro Admits He Can't Get His Wife Turned On".

tsumibito13.bsky.social•94 days ago

Imagine being this out and loud about your breeding kink and selfishness in bed.

jpalmerdubs.bsky.social•94 days ago

So these weirdos still believe in the homunculus theory of procreation?

starshark.bsky.social•94 days ago

Depends - will it get them clicks? I’ve seen them talk once or twice and I believe they’re just doing ragebait. It doesn’t absolve them, but be aware they believe in nothing.

rawse.bsky.social•94 days ago

She doesn’t look happy at all.

churlishbvillain.bsky.social•94 days ago

Fer sure, bro. Anything you can't do is gay.

martymcd.bsky.social•94 days ago

'It goes in the hole at the back Yeah, where the babies come from, not the fronty one where she enjoys it, right!'

rosie5.bsky.social•91 days ago

Lol. Loling. Wow. Loling again. Can't stop.

justanothernobody.bsky.social•92 days ago

Translated....he doesn't know how and is too selfish to learn.

palmereldritch.bsky.social•94 days ago

That's a nice looking lady. Someone in their neighborhood should see to her unmet needs.

arkenor.bsky.social•94 days ago

Nah. She is also a terrible person, and they deserve eachother.

brianomite.bsky.social•94 days ago

It does make me happy

bradlovett.bsky.social•94 days ago

Geesh.

jdhattin.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well, F slur me up one side and down the other, I guess.

aarontallman.bsky.social•94 days ago

Gotta have some excuse why he's unable to do it.

teriaki.bsky.social•94 days ago

There's a reason so many of the women among the maga ranks are vile angry people.

gangstanon44.bsky.social•93 days ago

They call us vile and angry. Just the other day I made a snappy retort to a very self satisfied male and I was called an ugly fat lesbian, even though they have no idea what I look like and I usually identify as a dude.

mayordefacto.bsky.social•94 days ago

Bro is telling on himself and doesn't even realize it.

dlevey.bsky.social•94 days ago

I think someone is unclear on what "gay" means in this instance. For starters, it does NOT mean "selfish, insensitive prick who doesn't care about anyone else's needs or desires but his own."

wintermute115.bsky.social•94 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is just a post hoc justification for him. "No, baby. It's not that I'm bad at sex, it's just that I'm… not gay. Yeah, that's it."

pulletsurprise.bsky.social•94 days ago

fuckin weirdos.

santoslhalper1723.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well excuuusseee me

anarkissed.bsky.social•94 days ago

If so, Ben Shapiro is the straightest man alive

scrub.bsky.social•94 days ago

Total grifters- there’s no way they believe a word coming out of their mouths

shechemist.bsky.social•94 days ago

This! I refuse to believe this isn’t an act to drum up money.

manthekannons.bsky.social•94 days ago

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if it was revealed that this dude was shooting blanks?

ruralviewau.bsky.social•94 days ago

We can hope

realjakeeast.bsky.social•94 days ago

How to say I have no clue how to without saying it. Short answer: Not gay.

leftmyheart.bsky.social•91 days ago

This interview was hard to watch. Ignorance at it's finest.

kalina2hu.bsky.social•94 days ago

unironically yes

Considering that "gay" here is completely decoupled from any connection to human sexuality and attraction and is just a word to punish you for being unmanly (according to their bullshit criteria)

billwilk.bsky.social•93 days ago

Happy wife, happy life..

rosieday.bsky.social•92 days ago

What if she can’t have your babies because of your low sperm count?😏

80hd.bsky.social•94 days ago

If making your partner jizz doesn't turn you on you need a pocket pussy instead of expecting a human being to act like one (unless it's a thing)

mrpothead.bsky.social•94 days ago

Tom, I’m gonna say no.
It’s one of the only ways in life I’ve ever known I’d really accomplished something, for what it’s worth.

octopusgrift.bsky.social•94 days ago

By the conservative definition of gay yes it is.
To be gay is to not uphold and fulfill patriarchal hetronormativity. Having a relationship based on mutual respect and not domination is gay by the definition that conservatives are using.

ahunaj.bsky.social•93 days ago

WTF? Also she can give herself orgasms and by looking at this guy I am pretty sure he couldn’t find the g spot if his life depended on it.

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