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tomtomorrow.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Me: I wish Tesla stock would finally tank

(monkey's paw curls)

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hippymama.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's really down today. Which is fantastic!!!

stevebuchheit.bsky.social•2 days ago

J'accuse!

damnedlies.bsky.social•2 days ago

And yet it's still higher than it was on March 31st

hinsdale.org•2 days ago

52-week low is about $139 and it's at about $270 now ... so it has quite a ways to go to truly tank.

damnedlies.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah, I've been watching it for weeks, and it has fallen off its high, but it's not fallingas much as I'd expect for all the bad news about the company. Even bad sales figures barely touched it.

squirreltech.bsky.social•2 days ago

See also: GameStop.

jennofark.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've been working my own dark magic:

old-dave.bsky.social•2 days ago

(Door knocks slowly. Is that a Cybertruck built into a tank out there?)

squirreltech.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Ceteris paribus! Ceteris paribus!"

therapistgoneferal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Do you have any wishes left?!?!

mikstev.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fucking monkey's paw gonna run out of fingers eventually, right?

Right?

bobotron808.bsky.social•2 days ago

Me: HOW MANY PAWS DOES THIS MONKEY HAVE?!

Hanuman:

alexbrandenburg.bsky.social•2 days ago

Goddamit

jthomasalbert.bsky.social•2 days ago

TOMORROW'S HEADLINE:

"Tesla announces new "Cybertank" to be Sold to lICE"

sandradee9999.bsky.social•2 days ago

Congress could stop all money going to contracts Musk owns.

wakes53.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ive been doing the creole gris-gris curse myself

jurgenhissen.bsky.social•2 days ago

I sold some calls, so doing my part... and hoping with you.

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