i still think that i and only i should be given a console that allows me to detonate the phone of any bluesky user at my sole discretion, i think that would make discussion much more tolerable and productive on here - ThreadSky

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deathcarpets.sisc.one • 2 days ago

i still think that i and only i should
be given a console that allows me to detonate the phone of any bluesky user at my sole discretion, i think that would make discussion much more tolerable and productive on here

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riobyduranduran.bsky.social•2 days ago

me first

180423ashy.bsky.social•2 days ago

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peggycubed.bsky.social•2 days ago

would it be powerful enough to kill? or just maim? just destroy the phone?

deathcarpets.sisc.one•2 days ago

it has 3 settings

deathcarpets.sisc.one•2 days ago

the third one levels a city block

peggycubed.bsky.social•2 days ago

based

deathcarpets.sisc.one•2 days ago

we should be talking less about endless factional bickering and talking more about how i deserve a delicious cupcake and a crisp 20$ bill

deathcarpets.sisc.one•2 days ago

blocking? no. i’m in your dms letting you know i’ve armed the device. calm down now.

deathcarpets.sisc.one•2 days ago

i’m not gonna go crazy i only get 5 a month. or maybe like 5 a week. just enough to keep people on their toes

fit7.bsky.social•2 days ago

this adds a Hitchcockian vibe i wasnt considering, this plan's good i like itt

itskateactually.bsky.social•2 days ago

Given your user name, you’re clearly the right person for this.

arcticmoon1982.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can see you talking to someone and they just get cut off mid post and you say some shit like “I told you before, you sonuva bitch… Lilith kills u.”

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