2025 is looming and I still haven’t achieved my 2024 resolution (firebombing a tobacco store) - ThreadSky

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daryltractor.bsky.social • 65 days ago

2025 is looming and I still haven’t achieved my 2024 resolution (firebombing a tobacco store)

Clearly you haven’t been trying hard enough Mr Tractor. Plenty of chop shops and plenty of matches to go around.

Is your resolution geographically limited? If not, may I suggest Qld due to the reducing number of Victorian options?

Nailed it! Every time I try to get a Victorian one someone has beaten me to it (never been an early riser 😞) Need to head north to get widen the net.

I am here to help*
*provide alibis

🙏🏻

Still time and the cops won't know a thing.

You can delegate…… oh looks like you have

Obvs someone has been doing it for you.

If you post this *after* you've done it, it could be an alibi.

Join a gang they're fire bombing fellow tobacconists left right and centre
They don't like competition very much

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