JOB POSTING: Football player for the Cleveland Browns who is not Myles Garrett or Deshaun Watson. Salaries start at $8.75 per hour. Must furnish own helmet. - ThreadSky

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miketanier.bsky.social • 20 hours ago

JOB POSTING: Football player for the Cleveland Browns who is not Myles Garrett or Deshaun Watson. Salaries start at $8.75 per hour. Must furnish own helmet.

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sandiegobrit.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Would I get time and a half during overtime?

dem0nicnyx.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Would skill set include the same lack of ability even so an English woman?

miketanier.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Oops, no. Would violate Deshaun's restraining order. He cannot be on the same continent as a woman.

dem0nicnyx.bsky.social•9 hours ago

fourthandone.bsky.social•18 hours ago

austrianmike.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Watsons still there? Fuck that team

morethanaverage.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You forgot... Bring own change for the vending machine!

irishfanintexas.bsky.social•19 hours ago

The Browns could've rebuilt the team with a good haul for Garrett, instead, they buried the franchise for the near future.

omega-redrum.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Haha. Wonderful

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I would totally do that. I bet I can still kick inside 40 yards with 95% accuracy. But I’m a Steelers fan, so I’m missing on Purpose two games a year.