"As he approached the camp and saw the big golden beefpupper and everyone being so basic, Moses was shook and couldn't even. He yeeted the tablets he was holding at the foot of the mountain. It was a big mood"
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Love is chill, love is dank. It does not thirst, it does not flex, it is not extra. It does not cancel others, it is not sus, it is not salty, it keeps no receipts. Love does not spill tea but rejoices with the woke. It always stans, is always fam, is always G.O.A.T, always slays
While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my circus”
Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my monkeys"
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Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my monkeys"
2) I'm gonna bludgeon you with your mouse mat you fucking bitch