INGRATIATE yourself with your fellow co-workers and break the ice at urinals by shouting "OH NO, IT'S COMING OUT" with a mix of terror and confusion as you start to pee.
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My brother once went to the urinals with a penguins from Madagascar key chain. When he undid his trousers it shouted, 'smile and wave boys, smile and wave'.
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🎶he wants the world to know🎶