Just saw someone call posts toots and felt the urge to buy a weapon

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They’re called skeets.. 😌
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live skeet or die
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What about blurts? Or maybe even skeets?
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Bout to skeet on a motherfucker
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Yah they're called "scoots"
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I thought toots were a Mastodon thing
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arsenic, cyanide, high voltage!
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TNT!!!
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brings back memories of signing up to Mastodon in 64 simple steps
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like which kind of weapon tho
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We can just call them tweets, X doesn’t want that terminology so it’s free to use.
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You can do whatever you want! In the words of William Wallace from the documentary Braveheart: FREEDOM!.. But they’re called skeets.
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What part of "all skeet skeet motherfucker" do they not get?
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That's it. That's the toot. Send!
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toots? like from a butt??
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Some like farts more than jizz 🤷🏿‍♂️
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others skeet when they toot
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That sounds like a double edged sword!
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whenever I used to hear a random plural noun or made up word I'd assume it was referring to boobs or balls and now there's a new realm being added and my ape brain fear of change is lighting up
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toots…
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personally I would just bludgeon them to death. makes it more personal :3
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