So, I got the Genevieve the Vampire books because i read about her in the Warhammer Fantasy RPG supplement, The Night's Dark Masters and this is just kind of straight up a gigantic fucking lie lol
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I picked up Anno Dracula years after reading these and was like "oh, another vampire named Genevieve Dieudonne... wait, this is the same... who wrote this... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"
the actual book: "she has to keep turning down people who want to be her blood dolls, and is best friends and confidant with an elector count, and openly owns a tavern that's famous for being 'the tavern owned by a vampire'"
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Neferata: You don't get it, she's gonna be our Lestat. We shall cunningly assemble a rock band for her!
The Littlest Hobo was a super intelligent German Shepard who would help people, occasionally solve mysteries, then leave at the end of the episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8oeiVDcx4
the actual book: "she has to keep turning down people who want to be her blood dolls, and is best friends and confidant with an elector count, and openly owns a tavern that's famous for being 'the tavern owned by a vampire'"
get married
to a human
(but also, I...would not be shocked, considering what's happened so far and how the characterization is)